Over 99747

Crash Demotivational Poster

U-TURN - A delicate piece of driving, requiring precision control over your vehicle, and probably not a maneuver to try in a semi.., ahh.., sh...!!

TAGS: car truck u turn wreck crash vehicle
Rating: 3.8/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 18, 2012, 5:18 am
Ha! Humans.

COMPUTER CRASH - Can't respond to any email today. Something has crashed on my computer and the mouse is missing.




TAGS: cycle imitation jet crash fail
Rating: 4.47/5

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Ozbad - February 8, 2012, 7:26 pm
I was thinking Hulk smash..
BeNiceToMe - February 6, 2012, 11:54 am
the h55d looks familiar :)

WAKE UP CALL . . . - . . . for motorists who talk on cell phones and text while driving.

TAGS: volkswagon motorcycle honda cell phone texting safety driving riding crash
Rating: 2.71/5

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nazaroo - January 30, 2012, 9:16 am
"Hello, baby, yeah, Don't leave for the club yet. I'm coming over as fast as I can. I'll be there in like 2 seconds. ...hello hello? d***!"
ultranothing - August 22, 2010, 4:30 pm
She may have been on a cellphone, but the rider was going 85MPH - and she turned out from a side-street. Highways don't have side-streets, so this ja****s was doing 85 on a city street. Don't always blame the motorist. Lot's of drivers ride like morons
Haarakkon - November 11, 2009, 6:33 pm
And now it's a freak show attraction in a suburban mall. Cool headstone.
DreMagnum - November 11, 2009, 5:48 pm
because motorist doesnt mean car driver..........
freestyler - November 11, 2009, 5:45 pm
PLEASE read your own motifake before posting it...the car driver was on the phone not the motor.
Z-Bob - November 11, 2009, 8:56 am
Amen, brother...
Preacher Man - November 11, 2009, 1:15 am
The car came out of a side street, indicating it was probably in town, where most speed limits top out at 35 mph. The motorcycle was going 85 mph. I'd say the idiot on the cycle was more to blame than the person on their cell phone.



TAGS: pilot crash landing
Rating: 4.85/5

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Aurielius - September 28, 2015, 7:19 am
Southern pilots come in two flavors , excitable or unflappable.
FredrickHarmon - February 3, 2011, 1:54 am
Excellent, this is probably my favorite class of motivator poster.

TIE-DOWN STRAPS - not very important until they're VERY important

TAGS: boat truck crash tie down
Rating: 4.67/5

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Verdeckt - October 27, 2011, 5:02 am
If you don't ratchet, it'll be rat ****.

NASCAR - This is what happens when. One idiot decides to, takes a right turn.

TAGS: crash nascar idiot
Rating: 3.82/5

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Densaku - March 8, 2010, 4:36 pm
CRASHES:.....The only reason why NASCARs are worth watching.


TAGS: crashing plane
Rating: 4.39/5

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Coombsy007 - August 29, 2011, 6:22 am
I'd give you 5 commie but thats not a 2 seater. :-Þ
NumberXIII - August 28, 2011, 3:36 pm
5 casualties for you!

RIVALRIES - they're all fun and games until someone gets run off the road and flipped


TAGS: police fail crash stupid
Rating: 4.31/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 29, 2012, 12:15 am
Ah, The Ontario provincial Police....Incompetence from my home province.
CloudchaserS - May 28, 2012, 10:22 pm
I doubt that's what Naughty By Nature meant when they said Get Down With OPP
SteveFurlong - May 28, 2012, 9:40 pm
So, ya heard the one about the cop who ate too many donuts?
fan4camping - May 28, 2012, 8:43 pm
Sure looks like that officer is PROTECTing everyone else from driving into that gap in the road, SERVING as a roadblock.

AT THAT MOMENT - Tim found religion

TAGS: motorcycles crash funny
Rating: 3.46/5

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MO - August 23, 2009, 11:12 am
This is screaming for a re-do! The whole Jesus is in a hurry thread comes to mind. Still decent though...

AIRBORNE - The REAL reason we jump out of "perfectly" good airplanes...

TAGS: c 130 crash airborne the real reason jump out of air planes
Rating: 4.27/5

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sickartist - June 2, 2010, 6:25 am
5 All The Way L's
rick17126 - June 2, 2010, 3:06 am
Night time landings suck at times. Luckily none were killed though they did have some serious injuries.
Viper - June 2, 2010, 2:55 am
That sucks!
Cloudchaser - June 2, 2010, 12:21 am
I've seen other ph**os of this. The pilot was apparently directed to land on a runway that had a section removed for repair

CHEVY - If Chevy Is "Like a Rock" Then That Semi Must Be "Like A F***ing Boulder"

TAGS: car crash chevy
Rating: 2/5

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Fatt Matt - January 8, 2010, 4:39 pm
Faceplant31 - January 8, 2010, 4:38 pm
No he didn't it a Pontiac.
_Ally - January 8, 2010, 4:12 pm
At least he got the make right this time
DrEvo82 - January 8, 2010, 7:42 am
Capt. Obvious strikes again. Yes 80,000lbs > 6,000lbs

OWNED!! - Chuck Norris wants to play fooball with you!

student drivers -

TAGS: drivers car crash dead
Rating: 1.87/5

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Astaroth - May 27, 2009, 10:04 pm
Am I the only one that looked past the fat chicks in the ph**o to notice the spelling mistake?
megan - January 18, 2009, 1:52 am
fake or not fake you are all rude and obnoxious a**holes that should grow the f*** up
Chadd Hawkins - December 6, 2008, 1:57 pm
Except for the one ontop of the car and the fact this is obviously fake I'd still say that the driver did us a favor by killing a few fat chicks
God - August 21, 2008, 2:18 pm
Who cares? They're all fat chicks.
jay - August 11, 2008, 4:38 pm
how bout fake

UMBRELLAS - They only keep you dry when it's the rain that's falling.

TAGS: fail owned rain bike crash painful ouch
Rating: 3.35/5

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Derek - December 28, 2009, 4:22 pm
Poor fellah. One can only hope the water helped break the fall.


TAGS: car crash stats marriage
Rating: 4.84/5

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concern3 - June 23, 2015, 5:11 am
Your dead nuts correct on this one
hootizz - September 13, 2010, 6:11 am
Not a nice episode for that pedestrian.., but the pain he suffered was probably over sooner than that of a divorce..!!
Henna - September 12, 2010, 1:02 pm
Cruel driver in the Mercedes.It seems as if he turns on the windshield wiper to wipe the pedestrian away WTF
rerun - September 12, 2010, 10:54 am

wow, just wow


TAGS: car epic fail crash 30 speed grass ditch funny kirk saywell techtoad
Rating: 2.89/5

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fallenone121 - March 22, 2011, 1:05 am
Sliding off a dry straight road sideways takes skill...like the asians that cross four lanes of traffic without a turn signal use. At 30 mph it was probably some kid trying to brag about their 1337 drifting skillz.

CAR VS. POLE - Looks like the pole won out.... and also, HOW THE HELL DO YOU NOT NOTICE THAT!?!?!

TAGS: car crash
Rating: 3.28/5

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Derek - March 3, 2010, 3:46 am
This fool is rapidly parting company with his money.

BRAKES... - ... are not decorations.

LEARNING MOMENT - Now kiddies, remember to always keep your toys on the sidewalk.

TAGS: bikes crash funny
Rating: 3.65/5

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djinnyf - April 17, 2011, 7:15 am
I'm very much traumatized!! xx


HI MOM - I think I've just failed my Pilot's Exam.

DARWIN : YR TM S UP - The last message the driver's cell phone received

TAGS: crash
Rating: 3.9/5

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GaryO - April 15, 2012, 8:15 am
Uh, those bimbos….when?
DEMartin - April 15, 2012, 3:37 am
Sorry. Next time I'll post some ph**o of a bimbo's bre***s and a juvenile punchline instead of a serious commentary.
SteveFurlong - April 12, 2012, 11:09 pm
It's a downer, all right, which is why I voted it up.
spypengen - April 12, 2012, 10:34 pm
what a downer i vote this down 1/5
M0rd3kaI - April 12, 2012, 5:33 pm
Brilliant use of a dictionary... Oh and your intellect. Next time, think before posting such faeces...


TAGS: car crash fail kitd
Rating: 4.72/5

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krazyivanthedivine - March 6, 2012, 10:28 pm
Already reported him, RL taking care of it, hes done it to a few posters
GaryO - March 6, 2012, 10:25 pm
Is somebody asleep at the switch??!! Get this comment bomber outta here!
krazyivanthedivine - March 6, 2012, 10:18 pm
Can we not use my poster to advertise politics? thank you.
zombie2093 - March 6, 2012, 9:59 pm
GaryO - March 3, 2012, 5:43 pm
Yeah, that'5 a 9.5 on the pucker scale....


TAGS: bus crash chicago
Rating: 4.48/5

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Bolverk37782 - June 10, 2011, 6:54 am
Similar problems in the UK, The Company is called STAGECOACH. The drivers think they are driving go-karts most of the time!!!
irundeepenough - June 9, 2011, 7:49 pm
Helen Keller can't drive, she is a woman.
Derek - June 9, 2011, 7:41 pm
Or Alexander the Great ("Find a way or make one")
pzykosiz - June 9, 2011, 6:53 pm
or helen keller?
Brawler - June 9, 2011, 3:35 pm
Or Ray Charles?:D

HOT AIR BALLOONS - Boring 99.99% of the time

TAGS: h** air balloon balloons fire boring pancakes crash flame
Rating: 2.82/5

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Atomic_Flame - April 2, 2009, 1:20 am
Sadisticly funny (if there's such a word).
Sean - November 3, 2008, 11:02 pm
This is hilarious. So sit back and enjoy wave after wave of under-appreciation as each rolls in from way offshore. But I'm not bitter. Thanks for the laugh. Bye.


DOES THIS MEAN - I've failed the parking component of my driving test ?

FATAL ERROR - Please contact technical support quoting error no. 1A4-2546512430E.


TAGS: women plane air plane pilot crash
Rating: 1.67/5

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Jmac0585 - July 30, 2009, 5:19 pm
Perfectionists: So miserable about the failures in their own life, they derive their only happiness when they point out the mistakes of others. see: Spelling Nazis.
knowitall - July 30, 2009, 5:09 pm
morons: don't know the difference between a noun (women) and an adjective (female)

wear your seatbelt -

TAGS: makeup crash
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - May 20, 2015, 1:57 am
mizzdizz - May 19, 2015, 8:01 pm
ROTFL!!!!! This has happened more than once!!!! Someetimes, the hardest part about being a medic, is keeping a straight face! 5L!
concern3 - May 19, 2015, 4:10 am
A 5er but my lord

EXPERIENCE - Runs an expensive school But fools will learn in no other.


TAGS: crash pileup fedex
Rating: 4/5

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ughomer - November 23, 2012, 8:17 am
Fog - just in time for those holiday package shipments. Good poster Moz - 5L
CloudchaserS - November 23, 2012, 5:44 am
In Texas, everything is bigger, even their pileups.

WHEN I DIE - I want to go quietly in my sleep like my grampa, not screaming and crying like the people on the ground.

TAGS: plane crash reno grampa
Rating: 3.6/5

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deathorfire1 - January 23, 2012, 10:31 am
where the people on the ground morons? next time run.
ICEMAN - September 23, 2011, 1:53 am
Not cool.


AMERICAN TRUCK DRIVERS - They don't know, or care how many feet are in a meter.

TAGS: fail owned truck driver crash low bridge
Rating: 1.76/5

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440wakeup - March 21, 2011, 9:34 am
The blazer i cant explain why someoene would ship that too germany, but thats the only thing thats american.
Hakiu - May 20, 2009, 2:25 pm
Tunnel Bait, which are just as bad as tunnels.
Little Johnny - May 19, 2009, 8:22 pm
Fail... this picture is from Germany and it is not an American at the wheel.

LOLZ - I can has licensz?

PARALLEL PARKING - The vertical approach

TAGS: cars parking crash boom blue red
Rating: 3.38/5

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Bartimaeus - October 11, 2009, 5:27 pm
Maybe they are both transformers and this is the result of a night of drunken love.
Derek - October 11, 2009, 5:05 pm
It beggars the imagination. Perhaps the truck was raised up (being worked on) and the Ferrari crashed in, forcing it's way underneath?
mrbombastic - October 11, 2009, 1:44 pm
How the hell does that even happen??


TAGS: driving school crash wytch
Rating: 2.67/5

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Verdeckt - August 9, 2011, 4:19 am
Don't forget Epic Fail


TAGS: beaches fail kid fall crash hurt pain wet splash
Rating: 2.5/5

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Hector - April 26, 2009, 10:57 am
That's how mom used to cuss. "Sandy Beaches"!, she'd shout. Then the hitting would start.

DON'T HASSLE THE HOFF! - Cause he got Lasers!

SPEED BUMPS - They suck the most on race tracks.

STUPIDLY EPIC FAIL - When you screw up this bad you have surpassed epic fail in the stupist way possible

TAGS: stupid crash car
Rating: 1.88/5

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Derek - June 30, 2010, 7:18 pm
"Stupist" eh?

Ride hard -

DUI/DWI Police -


interjection -

TAGS: train thought interruption crash
Rating: 4.73/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 27, 2014, 10:37 am
spacedog - October 26, 2014, 6:24 pm
spacedog - February 22, 2014, 11:46 am
This is BANG on. 5L
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 21, 2013, 9:27 pm
Oldsod - December 21, 2013, 7:25 am
Yesss...Unfortunately, Cynic, now I have Schoolhouse Rock stuck in my head...a mashup of "Conjunction Junction" and "Interjections/show excitement/and emotion/halleluiah/halleluiah."
GaryO - December 20, 2013, 11:23 pm
Now THAT’S a visual!

He'll read anything on the teleprompter -

TAGS: crash landing reporting
Rating: 4.56/5

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rerun - July 13, 2013, 7:48 am

I heard about that on our local news. I bet somebody got fired over that
ughomer - July 13, 2013, 7:41 am
Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha! Airman, you are funny!

ECONOMY FAILURE... - ...at least he still has his wallet... just in case.

THE PILOT/CO PILOT RELATIONSHIP - "After both engines stopped working the co pilot managed to survive by parachute although the pilots seatbelt was mysteriously stuck so he reached the ground in a ball of fire... Oh Really?


SERENITY - I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car

LOVE YOU, HONEY. - Just thought I'd return the car...before the divorce.

TAGS: car crash boat
Rating: 3.08/5

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newkevind51 - February 17, 2011, 9:05 pm
dang blonde drivers!!!there always ruining our crap!~~chrys
newkevind51 - February 17, 2011, 9:05 pm
dang blonde drivers!!!there always ruining our crap!~~chrys

YOU'RE IN GOOD HANDS - "Welcome aboard. My name's Brittany and I'll be your Captain..."

SHOW OFF - Impressing the ladies?? Your doing it wrong.

LEARNING - Some people can't do it

TAGS: lol plane crash learn
Rating: 1.87/5

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Jeebus - August 8, 2008, 8:30 pm
It would appear someone planted a tree under that plane...


TAGS: aircraft rule crash site
Rating: 4.63/5

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NotoriousGIL - April 27, 2011, 10:07 am
LOL 5L's
Master - April 26, 2011, 1:31 pm
That was supposed to be secret information!
CaptainBaked - April 26, 2011, 2:55 am
HAHA! Nice...

HOUSE JUMPING - OK, your turn.

TAGS: house crane crash wheels street
Rating: 4.22/5

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KoU - January 30, 2012, 4:20 pm
Jesus.... Transformer! xD
itsamario - January 29, 2012, 5:35 pm
lol epic fail

LIFE OR DEATH - It brings out the worst in people

TAGS: airline safety card worst people oxygen mask fire crash brace airplane
Rating: 3.61/5

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Treehodger - February 17, 2010, 9:50 pm
I kind of wish the last cell in the middle row for fire (Where the adult and kid sit). I wish the adult was using the kid as a human shield from the flames. That would be hysterical. Regardless, 5Ls!

SMART - It's the new dumb.

TAGS: mercedes smart car crash dumb
Rating: 3.5/5

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rerun - May 11, 2011, 8:10 pm

8 minutes. new record?
RDK - May 11, 2011, 8:01 pm
The new dumb is correct for whoever did the poster! NOT a Smart Car it's a Ford Escape. Do a little research before wou make idiots out of your selves. Big give away is the 5 bolt wheel pattern. Smarts have 3
Sean - January 1, 2011, 9:23 pm
Oooops, having now taken the time to read some of the previous comments, I fear that my aboriphilia is showing. *presses hands to chest, for no apparent reason*
Sean - January 1, 2011, 9:21 pm
Re poster: Good thing the dude wasn't driving a Hummer: he would have gossly overpaid for his tin can coffin -- and everyone at the funeral would be smirking at presumed size of his unit.
AdmiralAckbar - October 23, 2010, 1:42 am
this reminds me of the smart cars that cut me off on the freeway doing 75. I can fit one of those things in the back of the truck. Yeah it might do well in crash tests but you will have no limbs left as the as the kin peals of as I roll over it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 23, 2010, 1:41 am
the Crew is strong...and Derek is still here, spouting nonsense.
MO - October 23, 2010, 1:39 am
Soon as you weed one out, two tree huggers take their place...sad. That's one thing that won't ever change. There will always be another Derek waiting to pick up the slack. But hey, long as you and the crew don't burn out, this place will always be fresh.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 23, 2010, 1:24 am
Sadly, We still have too many sensitive little b****es here. Men shouldn't have feelings IMO.
MO - October 23, 2010, 1:20 am
Yeah I was thinking the same thing as soon as I typed it. Flippin newbs!! Gotta earn that ****!! Nothing handed to 'em! Take your sh**s like a man/woman and you'll be respected a little quicker....just a little.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 23, 2010, 1:13 am
some of the noobs are good, but if I mention them by name they'll just get all big headed about it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 23, 2010, 1:09 am
All the new idiots are taken care of really quickly these days...we have our mods to thank for that.
MO - October 23, 2010, 12:52 am
So fill me in...who's flamed out? Who's the new WTFO? Any promising newbs?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 23, 2010, 12:47 am
I dunno.....we all know yer gonna use your mouth anyways...
MO - October 23, 2010, 12:43 am
Two balls one cup? Or one cup per ball?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 23, 2010, 12:41 am
Just remember to cup the balls....you'll be fine.
MO - October 23, 2010, 12:37 am
To say that I've been busier than Aggy re landscaping New Orleans after Katrina would be and understatement. These wack jobs out here are two kinds of crazy. I may be from here but it's gonna take some gettin used to....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 23, 2010, 12:34 am
How ya been since the move...are the t****ies prettier?
MO - October 23, 2010, 12:34 am
And forward me some of GS's greatest hits....I'd like to see what he's packing under that armor!
MO - October 23, 2010, 12:32 am
Well, you have to start out by washing lettuce....soon you'll be making fries! And that's when the big bucks start rolling in!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 23, 2010, 12:27 am
I'm just an approval Mod...Gs keeps making me take raunchy pics of him for his plenty of fish account.
MO - October 23, 2010, 12:13 am
Well if anyone's gonna pop my cherri I want it to be you Mooooo! Hard to believe I've never even had so much as a slap on the wrist....But seriously sweet promotion bruther!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 23, 2010, 12:06 am
hey Mo! good to see ya......Banned!!!!! lol
MO - October 23, 2010, 12:03 am
Ya frickin GOON!! (congrats BTW)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 22, 2010, 8:50 pm
Yeah...call a moderator a goon....that'll go over well.....If you can't take criticism, I suggest canceling your account with your ISP. To be fair, I kinda liked it...we all get our own opinions.
TheOmegaMan - October 22, 2010, 8:48 pm
Cut me some slack, you got a start somewhere even though you act like a goon.
Faceplant31 - October 20, 2010, 9:07 pm
But not the first, you can find this all over the web. I would call this out whether it was his first or 100th.
forseti - October 20, 2010, 8:00 pm
It's his first...
Faceplant31 - October 20, 2010, 4:02 pm
This has been portrayed and done so many effing times this and any others will receive a 1L from me.


DENNY'S ALL AMERICAN SLAM - A cheesed redneck in his 94 Buick served with a side of epic fail and a choice of DUI or ROFL.

TAGS: fail denny s crash
Rating: 3.33/5

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youfail12 - July 12, 2010, 1:19 am
LMAO... WIN!!!

HUNGER - This is what happens, when an officer hasn't eaten food for 10 hours... And there is a Limited time offer. 90% off doughnuts, and coffee...

BAD TIMING - I know the ads here are generated randomly, but JEEZ!!!!

WILE E. COYOTE - Thinks this will end badly.

THE BARON - It's at Twelve O'Clock!

farts -

TAGS: car dead crash
Rating: 2.33/5

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Truth - March 22, 2009, 3:23 pm
This is what happens when you DON'T open a window.


TAGS: motorcycle crash
Rating: 2.29/5

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CANADA - December 11, 2009, 6:15 pm
HONDA: now with ejection seats

ON THE UPSIDE . . . - . . . the exhaust on this vehicle is totally SWEET!

MAKE A WINDOWS THAT DOESN'T CRASH? - now that's a good one!

TAGS: haha windows crashes
Rating: 4.78/5

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motinet - September 12, 2011, 10:30 am

Worst software ever created. Microsoft would never stay in business if they had to compete on merit instead of monopolistic practices.
agdaniele - July 28, 2010, 11:10 pm
Derek - July 28, 2010, 11:05 pm
What incentive would there be to buy new versions?


life decisions -

TAGS: train crash car consequences decisions
Rating: 4.67/5

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GaryO - December 24, 2013, 9:55 am
Naw, I like this one. Great job.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 23, 2013, 11:31 pm
I must admit, this is partially Ph**oshoped. This is an actual picture of a parked train with a car stuck to its front; apparently the train did collide with it. I just added the explosion/fire and motion blur. I'll send you the original if you'd like.
GaryO - December 23, 2013, 4:09 pm


TAGS: car crash
Rating: 4.56/5

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TokinFire - May 25, 2010, 4:59 pm
Hey, it's not her fault someone drove her up a wall.
Faceplant31 - May 18, 2010, 2:51 pm
Cause you are usually blind due to alcohol consumption!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 18, 2010, 2:43 pm
LMAO!!!!!! why haven't I seen this before? 55555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555L
Koradan - April 13, 2010, 5:47 pm
BRILLIANT!! Absolutely Brilliant!!!
Faceplant31 - April 13, 2010, 5:43 pm
Ye, i used a font that work when it is used for a title, but not the verbiage. It is hard to make out when its little kinda like a certain part of the male anatomy after a swim in cold water... i've said to much
Fatt Matt - April 13, 2010, 5:41 pm
Face, did you have different text on this before? I see in the queue it was rejected and then approved...
Faceplant31 - April 13, 2010, 5:32 pm
O darn, my zombie jesus poster was way to soon then too!
R.S.Jake - April 13, 2010, 5:30 pm
10 years is too soon? Guess I better re-think my Ted Kennedy Poster...
Fatt Matt - April 13, 2010, 5:29 pm
Too soon... 5 impact crumple zones

SO..... - ...think he'll mind if I keep the bike? I mean, the guy IS paralyzed and all.

OPTIMISTS - They always try that last hand.

'SPECIAL DELIVERY' - Truckers are generally courteous and strong, pushing the hammer lane along I94, but how many times have we told you.. 'Use The Back Door'..!!

TAGS: trucker crash door peterbilt special
Rating: 3.33/5

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forseti - July 20, 2010, 8:59 am
he probably saw the "TWIST"-sign first...

INSURANCE DEFRAUDERS - This is how they see the world.

TAGS: fail owned rear end car crash rainbow pot of gold
Rating: 3.14/5

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doofenshmirtz - August 8, 2009, 12:01 pm
Hell Yeah, worthless a**holes, you got it right man.
Haarakkon - July 1, 2009, 7:25 pm
Yeah, 'cause if it were the insurance companies there'd be a double rainbow.
... - July 1, 2009, 6:03 pm
how...the...hell did that happen.

RUBBING IT IN - It's never a good idea, even when you are the PO-PO.

TAGS: lambo crash fail owned police cops
Rating: 2.9/5

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schreiber2011 - August 29, 2011, 5:42 am
they bought more than one, makes no sense buy only one fast car for police
jjleung - January 27, 2011, 8:51 pm
the number plates are different... me thinks it might not be the same car...
Ficher - December 23, 2009, 12:10 pm
i think he let the woman drive the car :/

FREE CAR WASH - The cheap way to DIY

KNIGHT SABERS - F*ck Iron Man!

TAGS: knight sabers bubblegum bubble gum crisis crash megatokyo mega tokyo anime
Rating: 2.29/5

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Bartimaeus - March 9, 2010, 1:43 am
This is why anime posters have a bad name! You need a joke! Motifakes shouldn't just depend on a particular fan-base. It has to be something the (almost) everyone can relate to...that's my rant for the week. Carry on.
DavidEMartin - March 5, 2010, 9:53 am
Nice work! Love that series!


OOPS! - Catch me!!! I'm Superman!!!

TAGS: crash motorcycle
Rating: 1.77/5

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Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 8:12 pm
Wow Aggy You Sure Know How To Put A Man Down haha :D
agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 8:05 pm
I know.
forseti - November 5, 2010, 8:05 pm
"girls"? I'm dreaming again. One is more than I can handle.
forseti - November 5, 2010, 8:04 pm
that's exactly what my girls says most of the time...
agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 8:00 pm
I'm eagerly awaiting the second one! *gg*
forseti - November 5, 2010, 7:59 pm
Thank you, Sirs! Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
Faceplant31 - November 5, 2010, 7:55 pm
Pretty good comment foreskin, pretty d*** good indeed.
agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 7:27 pm
forseti - November 5, 2010, 7:24 pm
And motifaking is your Kryptonite?!




IN REAL LIFE - You can't say "I've died only three times"

TAGS: death crash
Rating: 3.8/5

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CloudchaserS - February 4, 2012, 11:42 am
Unless you're a cat


TAGS: what happen plane crash pilot
Rating: 3.63/5

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MO - July 27, 2009, 10:09 pm
LMAO!!!! 5 fireballs!!


PEACEFULLY - i want to die peacefully in my sleep, like uncle Vern. Not kicking 'n' screaming like his passengers.

RULE # 115 - Never walk away from a fellow crasher wearing a funny jacket!!

TAGS: wedding crashers
Rating: 1.91/5

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Will Tippin - September 2, 2009, 7:24 am
If the top male and female comics in the world had a baby, and then the 2nd best male and female comics had a baby, and then those two babies had a baby together, this is the kind of amazing joke that kid would come up with. This is f***ing awesome.

RISK - "In aviation there is no paradox in being cut down by a small danger after having eluded big ones; the one that gets you is big enough"

DISTRACTED DRIVERS - A quick trip to the ATM and a quick bladder drainage. Careless people.

are u insured -

TAGS: funny car crash fire burning poster
Rating: 1.27/5

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SCOTT - September 18, 2008, 10:00 pm
the key to the FAKE of this is all the vehicles are white...FAIL

IT'S OKAY - It's my Dad's car (I wanna be there when his dad sees it)


Safety Instructions -

TAGS: plane crash
Rating: 5/5

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MPsniper - November 5, 2013, 8:06 pm
obviously not a no smoking flight. anyone have some marshmallows?
MissPriss - November 5, 2013, 1:17 pm
And total redundancy? Mentioning that the seat cushions could be used as a flotation device...5 informative L's